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Believe it or not, George isn’t at home.
Please leave a message at the beep.
I must be out, or I’d pick up the phone.
Where could I be?
Believe it or not, I’m not home!
“You know, I cannot stand this thing anymore.”
“I know, I hate it too. I feel like an out-of-work porn star.”
(via sirgoodtoaster)
Epic.
Retrailer of the Day: Professional Seineld trailer re-cutter TRMUS1C presents: If Seinfeld were a movie about Jerry’s plot to take over the world with George as his sidekick.
Check out TRMUS1C other Seinfeld trailers here.
[thd.]
(Source: thedailywhat)
